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Today's fic is McKay and the Stuffed Bear Caper by Erikstrulove. This story hurts my brain. I think I need to scrub my head out with lye, now.


Deep in the bowels of city, a figure shrouded in darkness could be seen darting in and out of entryways in a seemingly mindless manner. Well, it could be seen, if someone were around to see it.

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"Neeeeeiiieeh!" He let out a shrill girly cry. "Ah, ah!....Ah! Thing in my bed, thing in my bed!" McKay ran to the intercom and toggled the switch, "There's a thing, it moves! In here!" And there could be more...

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It was at this moment, that McKay realized Pooky hadn't been there beside him when he woke up. It was strange; Mckay didn't see him on the floor, either. He ate my Pooky! The creature ate my Pooky!

Sheppard again maneuvered the barrel under the fold. Sheet, this time. The men could see the sinister dark shape underneath, what evil would be uncovered?

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McKay straightened up, "Shoot it! Don't just, poke it like an idiot, you have to...beat it over the head, or something!" It ate Pooky!

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"Don't shoot it!" The voice came from beyond the doorway. They turned and saw Teyla running up, pushing past the airman who was standing in front of the door so it wouldn't close. "Don't kill it! It's called a Tel'Nash, a native creature of Bel'narr."

"How the heck did a, Ber'Nashnarr, get to Atlantis?" Sheppard asked.

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Sheppard patted him on the back, "Good. Now I don't want this thing running around freely, and if it poops, I want you right there with a sandwich bag and sanitizers, got that McKay?"

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McKay looked around his room until he found what he was looking for, big metal tongs. He grinned evilly at the creature and grabbed it with the tongs.

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"Whoa! What the bloody 'ell is that!" Beckett stepped behind his console cautiously. McKay held what appeared to be a dead mutant lizard-snake in giant metal tongs.

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"You were carrying it with metal tongs probably squeezing it half to death though." Beckett poked it with his finger, "It seems really cold."

"I think its supposed to be warm or something."

"Well you best get it warm then." Beckett handed him a towel.

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Stupid frog beast... If you didn't eat Pooky, "Then where is he?"

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Deep within the bowels of the city, where daylight never shone, echoed a laughter.
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